Monthly Archives: June 2015

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New Member Benefit – Eagle Trace Wellness Center

We are pleased to partner with chiropractor Dr. Jarad Davis at Eagle Trace Sport and Spine to offer UMTR members a discount on his services, including Active Release Techniques (ART).   UMTR members will receive 50% off for a first visit then 20% off on future treatment. Please present your membership card to avail of the discount. Eagle Trace Wellness Center 12002 County Rd. 11 Burnsville, MN 55337 P: 952-808-2922

June Fat Ass at Jay Cooke State Park

Have you always wanted to explore some of the trails of Jay Cooke state park? Come join UMTR for a Fat Ass fun run on June 27th at 9AM at the Jay Cooke visitors center. Run options of several lengths will be available and there might even be munchies afterward too!

Gnarly Bandit: For Better Or For Worse

The Gnarly Bandit sat hunched over the table, throbbing head in his hands. It was one of those mornings, the kind that drove one to carefully contemplate his relationship with Tequila. If someone were to knock his elbows out from under, he wondered if his head would stay put, or crash to the table leaving a forehead shaped dent in the hickory. He couldn’t imagine Read More →